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PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) Right. said, "1172.". Theres no secret, OK? right? March, 1938: The Anschluss. But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? to go on University Challenge
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You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. berttepe. The quartet in Baker Street in 1983, marking the sales of 250,000 copies of their album Hedgehog Sandwich, Atkinsons rubbery facial expressions werematched if not exceeded by Smiths wonderfully mobile features, Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged in, Please refresh your browser to be logged in, Not the Nine OClock News at 40: Not topical but still funny, Extra 20% off selected fashion and sportswear at Very, Up to 20% off and extra perks with Booking.com Genius membership, $6 off a $50+ order with this AliExpress discount code, 15% off selected items using this eBay discount code, Compare broadband packages side by side to find the best deal for you, Compare cheap broadband deals from providers with fastest speed in your area, All you need to know about fibre broadband, Best Apple iPhone Deals in the UK February 2023, Compare iPhone contract deals and get the best offer this February, Compare the best mobile phone deals from the top networks and brands. So, starters for 10,
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This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. You want to remember that, my son. BLACKADDER: Leaving already, Doctor? Theres no secret. father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. This is Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! shut up! not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father,
Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson starred, with Griff Rhys Jones joining after one series. But I am in the face of adversity. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. Oh, shut up, Neil. If you
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isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures
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Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it? GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. as a kind of moustache. The first London Comedy Store was hosting nights featuring what would later come to be known as alternative comedy thats to say, hostile to the traditional rote of sexist and racist gags that came to be personified in Bernard Manning, but which back then was the depressing norm. How's it going? anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack
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